militant feminist cicada

What kind of cicada are you?

I cannot stand to be in contact with insects. I won’t go barefoot outside and in the summer I wear Deep Woods OFF the way some women wear Channel No. 5. I’ve been living with anxiety over the impending arrival of cicadas in Kentucky, and have been somewhat relieved that the population here has not been overwhelming. Yet. I don’t know why I decided to take this cicada personality test, or why I’m bothering to share the results in this forum:

Take the Cicada Test!

I suspect that my selection of “A woman needs a man like a cicada needs a loudspeaker” and “Anything by Ani DiFranco” influenced this result.