militant feminist cicada

What kind of cicada are you?

I cannot stand to be in contact with insects. I won’t go barefoot outside and in the summer I wear Deep Woods OFF the way some women wear Channel No. 5. I’ve been living with anxiety over the impending arrival of cicadas in Kentucky, and have been somewhat relieved that the population here has not been overwhelming. Yet. I don’t know why I decided to take this cicada personality test, or why I’m bothering to share the results in this forum:

Take the Cicada Test!

I suspect that my selection of “A woman needs a man like a cicada needs a loudspeaker” and “Anything by Ani DiFranco” influenced this result.

steamy

I think this is perhaps the one and only time I have ever wished that I were Britney Spears. Too bad I missed the live show, but I’m sure I’ll see a re-run one of these days.

I think this is perhaps the one and only time I have ever wished that I were Britney Spears. Too bad I missed the live show, but I’m sure I’ll see a re-run one of these days.

overdue

Before I started working in libraries, I religiously returned my books on time, everytime. Now… not so much. I think having that late fee penalty waived has let me slump into delinquency. In any case, I’ve never been as bad as this woman.

Before I started working in libraries, I religiously returned my books on time, everytime. Now… not so much. I think having that late fee penalty waived has let me slump into delinquency. In any case, I’ve never been as bad as this woman.

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